The Tabbitarium
Oh I ate TOO MUCH MouseBeast!
DuddieCat back again,
Oh Mates! I hope your holidays are as nice as mine! I've been kickin back and digesting since yesterday afternoon. We had all the trimmings at our table but my favorite, as usual, is the mousebeast! Yum! Nice succulent mouses in a rosemary and garlic dressing.
So I woke up early and dove into the pile of gift-wrapped packages under the tree. Dulcie got me a big bag of catnip and I rolled around in that till I was loopy. After a big bowl of eggnog, with a little more catnip sprinkled on it, of course, I curled up with Dulcie and Lil Kit and we watched "A Catmass Carol", the good one with Alister Sim as that old goat, Scrooge.
Well don't you know that by this time the food was ready. Lil Kit and I were both howling like wolves in hear and out it came, the bird, the yams, the potatoes and gravy, the onions, the peas, and the ham, oh that ham. But as I said, my favorite, Dulcie always makes me, is the roast Mousemeat. I'm stuffed just thinking about it!
So that brings me to today when I stepped on the scale redefined the term "Fatcat". Oh you DO NOT want to know, mates. I'm bloated, inflated, pumped up, yes obease and only days till the New Year to make a new resolution.
Today, I started my new workout program and you know I'm going to lose it all and more!
Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off . . .
Nibble on they tiny feet.
- B. Kliban
